Friday, February 21, 2003
You are Professor Severus Snape from 'Harry Potter'. You're very bitter, very smart, and your past has been one long nightmare. You teach Potions at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Although you can act like a right bastard sometimes, you've had a rough life, so its somewhat excusable. In the Harry Potter books, you are described as 'greasy-haired and hook-nosed'. Yeah right. Your hair is gorgeous, and so are you. cheer up.
Which of the illustrious Alan Rickman's characters are you?
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You are Superior!Snape- though largely a fanon invention, this quiz hails you as The True Snape [tm]. Your conversation largely consists of witty putdowns and sardonic banter. You are eloquent, intelligent, smooth as satin and twice as sexy. The fangirls & boys drool after you. You are often alone because, let's face it, most of the world simply can't measure up.
The fact that the Gryffindors hate your guts proves they're intellectually subnormal and don't realise that you hate everyone equally. History remembers you because your tongue was so sharp that you sliced yourself in two.
Which Snape are You? by Marett Graves
With artwork by Laura Freeman
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